Farnfetdud is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, merciful bee.

Farnfetdud created energy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Farnfetdud, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Farnfetdud, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Farnfetdud's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Farnfetdud's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about nucleic acids.

2. Never record names.

3. Do not fashion tools from silver.

4. Never adorn your head with yellow markings.

5. Never mention shrews.