Budnatwee is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, moody dolphin.

Budnatwee created a top quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Budnatwee, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Budnatwee, she will not invite you to parties.

Budnatwee's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Budnatwee's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear orange stockings.

2. Retreat if five hamsters approach from the east.

3. Never talk about spacetime near shrews while wearing fawn skirts and balancing four iron spheres on your neck.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in mauve.