Gedtitrut is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, staggering swallow.

Gedtitrut created the Whirlpool Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Gedtitrut, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gedtitrut, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Gedtitrut's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Gedtitrut's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Gedtitrut.

3. Never fashion tools from stone.

4. Never allow geese to witness sacred rites.

5. Do not listen to music.