Yartlargster is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, grumpy finch.

Yartlargster created the Sunflower Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yartlargster, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Yartlargster, he will make you grow a tail.

Yartlargster's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Yartlargster's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about moons.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never speak of balance in the presence of strangers.

4. Erect a giant violet sculpture of Yartlargster in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not study chlorophyll on holy days.