Motdadlist is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, grumpy elephant.

Motdadlist created a Higgs boson three billion years ago.

If you believe in Motdadlist, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Motdadlist, he will be very unhappy.

Motdadlist's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Motdadlist's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about deoxyribonucleic acid.

2. Never wear purple tights on sacred days.

3. Never speak aloud of numbers.

4. Snakes are not to be trusted.

5. Do not gather at walls at dusk.