Milfutfon is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, caring wyvern.

Milfutfon created the world four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Milfutfon, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Milfutfon, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Milfutfon's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Milfutfon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat cherries.

2. Always help otters.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Do not dye your hair fawn.

5. Never pray while filled with envy.