Kabbumsand is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, egotistical dolphin.

Kabbumsand created the cosmos nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kabbumsand, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Kabbumsand, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Kabbumsand's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Kabbumsand's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about deoxyribonucleic acid.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Kabbumsand.

3. Never speak aloud of numbers.

4. Never write about quantum mechanics.

5. Never talk about amino acids.