Stikjenmil is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, temperamental walrus.

Stikjenmil created the Black Eye Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stikjenmil, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Stikjenmil, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Stikjenmil's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Stikjenmil's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick ducks.

2. Do not speak sacred words in autumn.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Always help sick sheep.