Gunbignull is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, idiotic wasp.

Gunbignull created Mount Everest seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gunbignull, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gunbignull, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Gunbignull's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Gunbignull's Holy Commandments

1. Never tolerate songs in holy places.

2. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Gunbignull in the centre of the settlement.

3. You must pray to Gunbignull three times a day.

4. Never point your feet toward the south during prayer.

5. Do not commit murder.