Dadhadbop is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, able seal.

Dadhadbop created the Sunflower Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dadhadbop, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Dadhadbop, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Dadhadbop's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Dadhadbop's Holy Commandments

1. Dadhadbop loves doves, so they must be honoured.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Always share coconuts with strangers, but never with dogs.