Talgumten Komdimbonk is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, merciless dryad.

Talgumten Komdimbonk created the Andromeda Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Talgumten Komdimbonk, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Talgumten Komdimbonk, she will manifest in front of you.

Talgumten Komdimbonk's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Talgumten Komdimbonk's Holy Commandments

1. Never fashion tools from wood.

2. Do not trade with those who eat oranges.

3. Do not record names concerning dwarf planets.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not drink alcohol.