Hapdobpit is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, prudent aardvark.

Hapdobpit created a strange quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hapdobpit, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Hapdobpit, she will turn you into a frog.

Hapdobpit's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Hapdobpit's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never talk about archaea.

3. Do not consume cucumbers at dawn.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not drink alcohol.