Fadgepnelcebbegpannig is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, generous dragon.

Fadgepnelcebbegpannig created the Sun four million years ago.

If you believe in Fadgepnelcebbegpannig, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Fadgepnelcebbegpannig, it will turn you into a duck.

Fadgepnelcebbegpannig's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Fadgepnelcebbegpannig's Holy Commandments

1. Always count to eight before sleeping.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never record numbers.

4. Never hurt tapirs.

5. Never allow tortoises to witness sacred rites.