Negstipken Stanhotstanzod is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, competent porpoise.

Negstipken Stanhotstanzod created Europe twelve years ago.

If you believe in Negstipken Stanhotstanzod, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Negstipken Stanhotstanzod, he will not care at all.

Negstipken Stanhotstanzod's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Negstipken Stanhotstanzod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not count beyond nine during ceremonies.

2. Never prepare carrots during summer.

3. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Never wear red shirts on sacred days.

5. Never touch blood while clean.