Dussyatsaf is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, contented armadillo.

Dussyatsaf created parasitic wasps four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dussyatsaf, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Dussyatsaf, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Dussyatsaf's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Dussyatsaf's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat foxes with great respect.

2. Do not travel during summer.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never eat figs on fasting days.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.