Yamtunleg is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, passionate octopus.

Yamtunleg created the planet Mars eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yamtunleg, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Yamtunleg, she will be very unhappy.

Yamtunleg's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Yamtunleg's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat tomatoes.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Erect a giant red sculpture of Yamtunleg in the centre of the settlement.

4. Always wear fawn.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.