Flamgodcinbit is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, omniscient troll.

Flamgodcinbit created silver four years ago.

If you believe in Flamgodcinbit, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Flamgodcinbit, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Flamgodcinbit's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Flamgodcinbit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat aubergines.

2. Never allow dogs to sleep beneath your roof.

3. Do not take Flamgodcinbit's name in vain.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not wear skirts marked with white.