Wabcipshav is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, wise toad.

Wabcipshav created the Tadpole Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wabcipshav, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Wabcipshav, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Wabcipshav's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Wabcipshav's Holy Commandments

1. Never point your legs toward the south during prayer.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Always check lakes for frogs.