Tifrapkop is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, staggering goat.

Tifrapkop created a bottom quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tifrapkop, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Tifrapkop, it will have a low opinion of you.

Tifrapkop's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Tifrapkop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not fashion tools from iron.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never talk about gravity.

5. Do not travel during spring.