Fodfatgat is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, cheerful jellyfish.

Fodfatgat created a strange quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fodfatgat, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Fodfatgat, she will send you a sign.

Fodfatgat's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Fodfatgat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never wear coats.