Timquag is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, amazing hare.

Timquag created the Andromeda Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Timquag, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Timquag, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Timquag's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Timquag's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in the presence of tortoises.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Do not wear corsets marked with purple.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never talk about fire.