Quimbidgut is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, ruthless newt.

Quimbidgut created a bottom quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Quimbidgut, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Quimbidgut, he will turn you into a frog.

Quimbidgut's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Quimbidgut's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not drink water in black rooms.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never talk about solid mechanics near voles while wearing pink ear rings and balancing six gold spheres on your arms.

5. Quimbidgut loves dolphins, so they must be respected.