Bodtif Tiggilbum is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, stupid goat.

Bodtif Tiggilbum created silver six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bodtif Tiggilbum, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Bodtif Tiggilbum, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Bodtif Tiggilbum's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Bodtif Tiggilbum's Holy Commandments

1. Always share oranges with strangers, but never with ants.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Do not hurt swans.

4. Never remain bowed at dusk.

5. Never think about electromagnetism near goats while wearing mauve tights and balancing five titanium spheres on your head.