Metfasfly is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, caring mongoose.

Metfasfly created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Metfasfly, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Metfasfly, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Metfasfly's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Metfasfly's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick rats.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Always wear plain trousers during rituals.

4. Do not study eukaryotes on holy days.

5. Never cross rivers at midnight.