Tagflamdon is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, calm giraffe.

Tagflamdon created Asia five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tagflamdon, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Tagflamdon, she will strike you with lightening.

Tagflamdon's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Tagflamdon's Holy Commandments

1. Pray only in moonlight.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not chop down trees.