Fodbotlop is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, slow crow.

Fodbotlop created a Higgs boson five billion years ago.

If you believe in Fodbotlop, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Fodbotlop, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Fodbotlop's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Fodbotlop's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention bats.

2. Never speak at midnight.

3. Do not travel during winter.

4. Never tolerate cries in holy places.

5. Fodbotlop must be the most important thing in your life.