Tailbopfob is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, stupid clam.

Tailbopfob created oxygen three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tailbopfob, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Tailbopfob, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Tailbopfob's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Tailbopfob's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Tailbopfob.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never hurt sheep.

5. Do not sit in public.