Jinrakhon is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, unthinking penguin.

Jinrakhon created the planet Saturn five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jinrakhon, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Jinrakhon, it will come to you in dreams.

Jinrakhon's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Jinrakhon's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat coconuts.

2. Never write about quantum mechanics.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not record names concerning dwarf planets.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.