Mutnadvag is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, confident donkey.

Mutnadvag created dark energy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mutnadvag, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Mutnadvag, it will destroy your favourite star.

Mutnadvag's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Mutnadvag's Holy Commandments

1. Never point your back toward the north during prayer.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not prepare beans while filled with pride.

4. Hide if eight tapirs approach from the east.

5. Do not utter prayers while touching silicon.