Ditdidhubkab is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, stupid fly.

Ditdidhubkab created parasitic wasps nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ditdidhubkab, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Ditdidhubkab, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Ditdidhubkab's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Ditdidhubkab's Holy Commandments

1. Never discuss archaea in public assemblies.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never mark doors with yellow.

4. Always help tortoises in need.

5. Do not fashion sacred items from ash.