Cissabdibbenlabbog is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, impressive coyote.

Cissabdibbenlabbog created the planet Saturn four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cissabdibbenlabbog, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Cissabdibbenlabbog, it will be very unhappy.

Cissabdibbenlabbog's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Cissabdibbenlabbog's Holy Commandments

1. Never handle platinum while unclean.

2. Always act with obedience.

3. Always make sure there are no birds in a building before entering it.

4. Never record numbers.

5. Do not leap in public.