Wikgomflig is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, ill-tempered hummingbird.

Wikgomflig created a photon five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wikgomflig, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Wikgomflig, he will curse you with boils.

Wikgomflig's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Wikgomflig's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about gravity.

2. Never speak at midnight.

3. Always face the east before speaking sacred words.

4. Do not name children after rats.

5. Never allow tapirs to witness sacred rites.