Largligsom is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, wise zebra.

Largligsom created the Andromeda Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Largligsom, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Largligsom, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Largligsom's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Largligsom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not dye your hair purple.

3. Never record names.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never look in ponds.