Higbimtun is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, happy rat.

Higbimtun created the universe two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Higbimtun, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Higbimtun, it will turn you into a duck.

Higbimtun's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Higbimtun's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large lead sculpture of Higbimtun on top of all buildings.

2. Always help grasshopers in need.

3. You must pray to Higbimtun nine times a day.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Erect eight carbon sculptures of Higbimtun on top of important buildings.