Dibarptiphinkiphubdit is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, emotional hummingbird.

Dibarptiphinkiphubdit created the planet Jupiter two million years ago.

If you believe in Dibarptiphinkiphubdit, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Dibarptiphinkiphubdit, it will turn you into a plant.

Dibarptiphinkiphubdit's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Dibarptiphinkiphubdit's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in pink.

3. Do not step barefoot upon turquoise earth.

4. Never feed lots of tomatoes to grasshopers while wearing yellow dresses.

5. Never laugh near birds.