Sasstraghub is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, awesome naga.

Sasstraghub created viruses two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sasstraghub, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Sasstraghub, he will turn you into a puffin.

Sasstraghub's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Sasstraghub's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if eight porpoises approach from the south.

2. Put Sasstraghub first in all things.

3. Do not wear cyan clothing.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Hide from turquoise snakes for they are unholy.