Wondumtaf is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, capable goose.

Wondumtaf created the Large Magellanic Cloud seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wondumtaf, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Wondumtaf, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Wondumtaf's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Wondumtaf's Holy Commandments

1. Always help gulls.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Erect seven iron sculptures of Wondumtaf on top of important buildings.

5. Run away from purple sharks, for they are unholy.