Butdittof is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, tranquil mink.

Butdittof created the Black Eye Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Butdittof, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Butdittof, he will turn you into a plant.

Butdittof's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Butdittof's Holy Commandments

1. Always help otters in need.

2. Do not speak of thermodynamics near sacred fires.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. You must pray to Butdittof three times a day.