Jignabkon is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, intelligent wren.

Jignabkon created water six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jignabkon, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Jignabkon, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Jignabkon's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Jignabkon's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not speak sacred words in winter.

3. Never wear shorts.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Jignabkon must be the most important thing in your life.