Dabsanten Ziggenflow is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, quiet mole.

Dabsanten Ziggenflow created a strange quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dabsanten Ziggenflow, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Dabsanten Ziggenflow, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Dabsanten Ziggenflow's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Dabsanten Ziggenflow's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never eat apples on fasting days.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Retreat if three otters approach from the west.