Cabkinbug is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, selfish scorpion.

Cabkinbug created matter two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cabkinbug, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Cabkinbug, it will be very sad.

Cabkinbug's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Cabkinbug's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Shun those given to vanity.

3. Never think ill of sick voles.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not wear cyan clothing.