Negapprow is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, smart pigeon.

Negapprow created oxygen six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Negapprow, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Negapprow, she will turn you into a sheep.

Negapprow's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Negapprow's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large iron sculpture of Negapprow on top of all buildings.

2. Never handle titanium while unclean.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never write about chlorophyll.

5. Do not listen to music.