Hogcitbud is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, omnipotent weasel.

Hogcitbud created Africa eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hogcitbud, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Hogcitbud, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Hogcitbud's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Hogcitbud's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about bacteria.

2. Never travel toward the north during winter.

3. Never prepare parsnips during autumn.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not keep five otters in a large pit.