Likzimkim is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, emotional clam.

Likzimkim created oxygen three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Likzimkim, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Likzimkim, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Likzimkim's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Likzimkim's Holy Commandments

1. Never allow geese to witness sacred rites.

2. Never talk about foxes.

3. Do not laugh at crossroads.

4. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.