Ditsandlarn is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, clever crow.

Ditsandlarn created the Sombrero Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ditsandlarn, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Ditsandlarn, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Ditsandlarn's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Ditsandlarn's Holy Commandments

1. Always act with purity when addressing elders.

2. Do not eat cucumbers.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Ditsandlarn loves badgers, so they must be respected.

5. Never hurt geese.