Pon is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, boastful snake.

Pon created the Cigar Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pon, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Pon, he will cry a lot.

Pon's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Pon's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not shave your face.

4. Always act with obedience.

5. Never play with disobedient children.