Hanbodlap is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, passionate hare.

Hanbodlap created the Tadpole Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Hanbodlap, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Hanbodlap, she will ignore you.

Hanbodlap's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Hanbodlap's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Hanbodlap.

2. Never sing in spring.

3. Always wear plain tights during rituals.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate capybaras.

5. Never wear orange dresses on sacred days.