Rillapflab is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, duplicitous shrew.

Rillapflab created the Tadpole Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rillapflab, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Rillapflab, he will refuse to believe in you.

Rillapflab's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Rillapflab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your feet.

2. Do not record secrets concerning galaxies.

3. Do not eat beans.

4. Never gather four sharks near bridges.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.