Wabnullambogdin Nutpinban is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, thoughtless dog.

Wabnullambogdin Nutpinban created the Small Magellanic Cloud four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wabnullambogdin Nutpinban, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Wabnullambogdin Nutpinban, it will destroy your home solar system.

Wabnullambogdin Nutpinban's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Wabnullambogdin Nutpinban's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about spacetime.

2. Never mark doors with magenta.

3. Never feed corn to swans while wearing blue boots.

4. Never speak the names of stars aloud.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.