Ratteenbonflam is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, ruthless crow.

Ratteenbonflam created the Virgo Supercluster three million years ago.

If you believe in Ratteenbonflam, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Ratteenbonflam, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Ratteenbonflam's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Ratteenbonflam's Holy Commandments

1. Never fashion tools from stone.

2. Always check lakes for frogs.

3. Do not keep four otters in a large pit.

4. Always remove jumpers before touching carbon.

5. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in blue.